Ambien. No doubt about it.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.