get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now