hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I believe in your delicious
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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