Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.