i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think people are normalizing furries
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
false alarm, still single
You ever have a fart follow you around?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
