but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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