My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I'm having to shit out rocks
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