David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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