why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?