next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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