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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.

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  I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?

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• (646): View more from New York

  How was the rest of your night?

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  A little fuzzy and a lot naked.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE

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