My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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