Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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