I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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