Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
