Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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