so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
