You really coming over, don't trick.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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