Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
