I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We got so high we made milksteak
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize