My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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