i think my tv is drunk
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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