is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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