I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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