a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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