Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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