So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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