Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Gay?
German.
Pity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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