If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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