Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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