if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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