ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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