Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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