Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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