i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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