I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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