i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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