That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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