Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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