The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
