I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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