Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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