yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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