I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
what if I'm pregnant?
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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