If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
