Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it because I queefed?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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