16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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