8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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