Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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