Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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