sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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