I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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