He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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