Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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