Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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