Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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