so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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