so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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