i barfeds in our rink
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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